It Happened In Florida: The Craziest Headlines From The Sunshine State
Ami Angelowicz / September 29, 2010
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A 28-year-old substitute teacher was arrested for masturbating and ejaculating to a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition at his local Walmart. Oh, BTW, he wiped his spunk on the light sabers. May the force be with him.