Sarah Burge, Ultimate Barbie Mom

Even in a world filled with progenitors who possess questionable parenting skills, this Human Barbie stands out. Sarah Burge of the UK enjoys a media blitz in the UK’s tabloid Daily Mail once a year for something atrocious.  If it’s not the $600,000 worth of plastic surgery treatments she’s had in an attempt to look like a Human Barbie, it’s her seven-year-old daughter’s pole-dancing escapades. Or her 16-year-old getting Botox injections. Or the boob job vouchers she gives her kids. Something tells me Skipper and Ken would not approve.