Paris Hilton, Natch

You didn’t think I would do a slideshow about Human Barbies without Paris Hilton, did you? Puh-leeze. Paris is Barbie personified, from the long blonde hair to the multiple careers (er, “careers”) to the ginormous closet to the pink car. Yes, Paris owns a $200,000 hot pink Bentley Continental GT with monogrammed seats. It’s a nice car, sure. But I used to own the pink Barbie Corvette and it was way hotter. Just sayin’. [People]