Karl Lagerfeld & Choupette

Celeb-Style: Hire two maids and a driver to attend to her every need, including recording all her movements in a notebook; let her eat off Goyard dishes while sitting on the kitchen table; give her a private garden; make sure she has regular pedicures; let her sleep on discarded Chanel garments. 

Mere Mortal-Style: I dunno, most people seem pretty happy with occasional oral?