Use: When you just got away with kneeing a dude in the balls.
Alternate use: When you've gotten away with something and you want to celebrate very, very discreetly.
“We are constantly told to buy more, buy, buy, buy! But do we really need it?”…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.