DO complain about first world problems

When you have the perfect life, you don't have much to complain about. If something trivial does go wrong, make sure to post a status update about it. This will not only make you seem more relatable, it will remind everyone that you have the privilege of sweating the small stuff. Not sure where to start? Try "Uuuggghh the maid forgot to dust the left side of my TV screen AGAIN."