You have two options here: an up-close headshot showcasing your perfectly symmetrical face, or an impressive adventure photo (summiting Everest will do in a pinch). In either case, make sure no blemishes or cellulite is visible.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.