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The Boob, the Whole Boob, and Nothing but the Boob

This picture is self-explanatory. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. That you have shown your side boob, your underboob, and your cleavage — basically, everything but your nipple, because that is illegal — is three steps too far in the boob department. Leave something to mystery. Heck, leave anything to mystery. Sometimes, there is too much of a good thing, even when that thing is boobs.