Whenever I find myself assembling a red carpet gallery for The Frisky, I'll gaze wistfully at some floor-length formal gown worn by Jennifer Lawrence or Kerry Washington and think, I suppose I'll never have an occasion to wear something so fancy. Like, I don't anticipate myself ever going to the Oscars or attending some black tie gala, so a custom Armani Prive gown is probs not in my future. It's cool, I've come to terms with it. What I will settle for, however, is a pair of ridiculously sparkly earrings -- and so should you! Wear 'em now to any holiday and New Year's Eve parties, and later to add a dose of fancy bitch to your favorite everyday look. Click on for 12 pairs I'm obsessed with...