If its good enough for Katherine Heigl in "The Ugly Truth," it's good enough for you. (I haven't tried these, but they look fun!) [$99, Booty Parlor]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.