I already had a Teddy Ruxpin in the '80s. I don't need to go there again. My iDock works just fine, thank you. Also, have I mentioned that I dislike cats? Especially dancing cats. [$40, Urban Outfitters]
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.