Cook For Him

In my little known cookbook, Recipes for Lazy People, I included a recipe for a cookie cake that is known to win friends and influence stomachs (without you having to expend too much effort). If it were up to me, I would bake a holiday cookie cake for the guy I was looking to impress. That is, if I had someone to impress. But if you have someone to impress and know how to cook cooler, more complicated stuff (like an entire meal), go for it, you fancy bitch.