Last night was the MTV Movie Awards, which I didn't watch because I am an adult. But I did hear that Taylor Lautner beat out Channing Tatum for Best Shirtless Moment, so I think that just about sums about how seriously this particular award show should be taken by those of us who consider filmmaking an art form. I mean, really. In what world? Anyhoo, let's review who was there and what they wore with a round of Hits, Misses and Superlatives!