LBL – noun. abbr. of Low Battery Logorrhea. A sudden increase in the speed at which one talks when their cell phone battery is dying. Usually prefaced by anxious utterances: “I’m running out of juice!”; “I don’t have any bars!”
According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.