Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have blown through their money from “The Hills” and are basically homeless now. Though it’s hard to suppress the schadenfreude, I will try to remain non-judgmental. The two squandered some $10 million by renting a $35,000-a-month Malibu house. They also wasted $3 million on Heidi’s music career, plus the hundreds of thousands they spent on Heidi’s plastic surgery and aftercare. The rest went toward cars, jets, and healing crystals. Now they owe $2 million in taxes, will probably have to file for bankruptcy, and are living in Spencer’s parents’ guesthouse. Heidi was on the brink of going nude for Playboy when Spencer’s parents stepped in to offer them a home. Spencer said, “We don’t want sympathy. We did this to ourselves and feel like idiots.” That might be the only true thing Spencer has ever said. [Life & Style]