It's been a busy couple of years for Michael Fassbender (and his penis). I'm not one to harbor a hardcore celebrity crush, but ever since Fassy took on the role of Carl Jung (with whom I'm obsessed) in "A Dangerous Method," I was intrigued. And then I saw "Shame," and I was blown away by his many gifts and talents. I'm talking about his chilling portrayal of Brandon, not his full-frontal nude scene. Although, he was riveting naked. Being that today is his 35th birthday, I felt totally justified in putting together a gratuitous slideshow of sexy pictures of him, along with a list of reasons that justify my crush. Starting with:
1. This is what he looks like wearing nothing but bed sheets.
Click on for 34 more reasons Fassy is a God.