Enough with the ladies—it's time for a dude. Why not be Jeff Medolla, aka The Mask from Ashley Hebert's season of "The Bachelorette?" His costume is easy—like, seriously easy. At a minimum, you need a rose and a mask, or you can go all out as highlighted below. Really, the hardest part of this costume is admitting that you watch "The Bachelorette." But then again, anyone who spots your costume will have just outed themselves as a "Bachelor" watcher, too, so it's all good.
1. A mask, $5.90, Amazon
2. Spirit gum, for sticking on fake stubble, $5.99, Mehron (follow instructions here)
3. A blue suit, borrowed from a significant other, dad, or friend is fine
4. A rose boutonniere, $17.99, FTD florist


