The Hot Mess That Is Lindsay Lohan

Oh Lindsay Lohan, will your hot mess-ness never end? At least it's good fodder for Halloweencostumes, right? Here, we've paired her horrorshow of a blonde hair dye job with hand puppets representing her effed up family, a pack of smokes, and a good old fashioned pair of "morning after" sunglasses. Because yes, it's gonna be a long night. Find out everything you need, after the jump!

1. Wig Diva Blonde Wig, $17.70

2. Family Finger Puppets, $9.99

3. Parliament cigarettes (varies)

4. Risky Business Sunglasses, $14

5. Ankle Monitoring System, $42 per week