Sure, the gowns are gorgeous and the hair and makeup are sublime, but do you realize how many dollars worth of jewelry "attends" the Golden Globes? A lot. Probably enough to make at least a tiny dent in our national debt, but I digress. There are also amazing shoes and handbags and hairpins to drool over, so let's not waste anytime. Click on to see some of the very best accessories worn to last night's awards show -- and a few of the worst (we couldn't resist)...
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.