Ghostly Groping

For the last four months, 73-year-old grandmother Doris Birch, claims that she has been groped nightly by a ghost. "It's like an octopus ... I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands. I kicked frantically and it went away. Next time it came I hurled the duvet on to the floor!" she said of her visitor. It's obvious that she's dealing with an incubus, a male demon that lies upon sleeping women and tries to have sex with them. Or she is suffering from dementia. Either one.