Elf Sex

According to Halligerdur Hallgrimsdottir, elf sex expert, it's quite common for Icelandic people to partake in the practice. She says that the elves or “hidden people” find horny men or women who are out alone wandering the deserted moon craters or whatever and appear to them. These are not your run-of-the-mill, gnome-like creatures; these elfin people are tall and beautiful and emit a certain kind of light from their skin. If you are not sold already, I should mention that they are also great at dirty talk, able to sexually read your mind, extremely flexible, masters at oral sex, and allegedly give you the orgasm of your life every single time. Maybe that’s what Bjork is always singing about?