1. Wacoal Basic Beauty Contour Wire-Free Bra [$48, Bare Necessities]
2. Commando Microfiber Boyshorts [$28. Bare Necessities]
3. Cosabella Anouck Leopard-Print Robe [$132, Neiman Marcus]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.