The U.K.'s Daily Mail is reporting that she of Oscar-nominated and Pirates of the Caribbean fame, Keira Knightly, is taking part in a small, indie short film. Wha? Well, actually when you read on, the reason she's doing it is for the director, her boyfriend, Rupert Friend. (Large, collective groan!) Is it just me or does this whole, "I want to work with my boyfriend or husband on a movie" thing never work out? It's career suicide sometimes—and we've got seven or so reasons Keira should have reconsidered...