Who could forget Joe Simpson, who skeeved everybody out when he told GQ in 2004 about Jessica Simpson's breasts, "She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!" Really, Joe, you can't? We wonder what Jessica thinks about that. (OK, granted, he wasn't talking about Jessica having sex per se, but we'd like to think its because Nick Lachey, or whoever she was with at the time, would have flipped out.) [Us Weekly]
