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Let’s say you were a music goddess who was too strung out to record another album. Let’s say that, after a stint in rehab, you escaped to St. Lucia to kick back some fruity cocktails and rack your scrambled-egg brain for surefire ways to make some money. What would you do? License your music to a greeting card company, of course! Yep, that’s exactly what Amy Winehouse has done. [The Sun UK]

There’s no better way to tell your loved ones how you feel than with a little Winehouse ditty. Keep clicking to see what we imagine three of these greeting cards will look like.