Have you heard American Apparel is holding a contest to find the "Best Bottom in the World"? Leave it to Dov Charney's weird little mind to get ladies snapping pics of their badonkadonk in rainbow-colored thongs to post in a butts-only gallery on his website. Naturally, two words come to mind in the face of all this booty: Prank Call.
All I have to say to the many employees of American Apparel across the country that I spoke with: I commend you on your professionalism. And that one guy in Ohio who gave me his email address over the phone? You, sir, are one smooth cat.
All I have to say to the many employees of American Apparel across the country that I spoke with: I commend you on your professionalism. And that one guy in Ohio who gave me his email address over the phone? You, sir, are one smooth cat.


