Frisky Field Guide: 8 Natural Enemies Of Big Boobs
Big boobs means cleavage, which means you have a convenient storage area in your chest for crumbs and other bits of food that happen to fall down there, whether you want it or not. Shaking my bra out at the end of the day often yields a bounty of leftovers and sometimes a lost earring or two.
In related news, How Long Has This Piece Of Lettuce Been In My Cleavage? is the tentative title of my memoir.