Toast! It's not just for breakfast! I am of the opinion that more often than not, toasting a piece of bread makes it better. And slathering on some sort of mix of toppings makes it a meal. The next time you're hungry but feeling too lazy to cook anything crazy, whip up one of these super simple and delicious toast -- crostini if you're nasty -- recipes.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.