Reading Buzzfeed's definitive ranking of foods to eat after sex, made us feel, well, nostalgic for our younger years. Once upon a time it was nice to eat an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey post-coitus, back when our metabolisms burned it off like it was nothing. Coronas, which we used to suck down, just give us gas now. And cigarettes? Haven't touched one after sex, or even socially, in years. However, we're still human, so we still crave a satisfying snack after roll in hay. But we're adults now. No more leftovers straight out of the fridge or Nutella straight out of the jar. Those days were fun, but they're over. Click through for some upgrades to your favorite post-sex grub. Because you deserve better than cheese cubes. Cheese cubes are for toddlers.
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Pretty sure Miley planned to free her nipple though.
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