For some stupid reason, I decided to start a nutrition cleanse this week, right before my friends hold their annual Fourth of July barbecue. To prevent me from regretting my decision to "get healthy," I've decided to put together a list of red, white and blue, health-conscious and yummy foods in hopes that they'll lure me away from the Coney Island Smothered Hot Dogs and toward the fruits and veggies. Consider these healthy alternatives for your Independence Day bash, because you don't have to get the meat sweats to eat patriotically. 'MERICA! Fuck. Yeah.