We have no idea what is happening in this French Vogue editorial. First, model Lara Stone is covered in blackface. Then she's painted in white and yellow to look like a decomposing Geisha. Then crackling white paint on blackface. Finally, it's just Stone in her ubiquitous black thong and seemingly real skin color, clearly attempting some advanced yoga move on the ground. Since this is a level of editorial Multiple Personality Disorder like no other, let's just go in order of weird paint appearance, shall we?