Catherine Zeta-Jones

Some stalkers have the worst game ever. Take, 32-year-old Dawnette Knight who had a "girlish crush" on Catherine Zeta-Jones. Dawnette wrote the actress more than a dozen letters describing how she was going to "slice [her] up like meat on a bone and feed her to the dogs" so that when she finished with "this bitch/whore she will not be this pretty face actress." [TruTV] — Worst pick up lines, ever.