Shawn Johnson

Everyone loves Olympic gymnastics, but 34-year-old Robert O'Ryan took it way too far. In April, he was arrested climbing a fence at CBS Studio trying to get to "Dancing With The Stars" contender Shawn Johnson. In his car, police found love letters to her—along with two loaded guns and duct tape. He claims that Shawn has been talking to him through the TV and that he knows they will have a child together. [E!] — We think Shawn should switch from Olympic gymnastics to Olympic boxing.