La Prairie

La Prairie has soooooo many insane creams, serums, and "concentrates," mostly under its Skin Caviar category. Like, it actually has caviar in it. $745 will buy you 3.4 oz of Skin Caviar Luxe Cream (shown), "the ultimate firming, lifting luxury cream," but if you only have $500 to spend at Bergdorf Goodman today, how about the Skin Caviar Liquid Lift? "Reflecting the heritage of our Skin Caviar Beads, the very essence of lifting, this modern day next generation formula contains scientific advancements that create this lifting phenomenon." I love the descriptions on this shit. Cellular Radiance Concentrate Pure Gold, $600: "Luxurious. Opulent. Precious. Your skin will take on a golden radiance." I want to laugh, but I also want La Prairie to send me things, so shhhh.