Guerlain

Alright, this is the real real. Guerlain's Orchidee Imperiale Treatment, a 4-week intensive program designed to accelerate the natural renewal cycle of the skin, will set you back $1,500. "Week 1 and 2 focus on stimulating and activating the regeneration process of the skin with a concentrated and graduated physiological micro-peeling action which allows the skin to absorb an unparalleled gradual increase of IOME (Imperiale Orchidee Molecular Extract) with 10 times the concentration reached by week 4." Ahhhhhhhh, what?