Robert, how could you do this to me? Smoking! I can't understand why you would throw away everything we will one day have for such a bad habit. Cigarettes are a dealbreaker for me for many reasons, but with you sweetie, it's especially problematic. I am only with you for your amazingly hot bod and dazzling face, which cigarettes will ruin. It's gonna be tough to give you up, but I think I will make it, if only because I still have Edward Cullen.