Guys, the weather report says that pellets of ice are going to fall from the sky tomorrow. The sky is going to poop little icicles on to our heads. I blame that damn rodent Phil.
“We are constantly told to buy more, buy, buy, buy! But do we really need it?”…
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.