The hippie dad is hard to shop for on Father's Day. He's not into material goods, after all, and hates seeing you gift your money to The Man. Even the most generic of fatherly gifts, a really nice shaving kit, for example, is useless for a man who hasn't trimmed his beard since 1978. Not to worry -- the dad who raised me still hasn't quite transcended into modern times, so I know a thing or two about shopping for Father's Day gifts for the hippie dad. Allow me to aid in your cause, man...