Excuse our French, but this bulls**t takes that crazy cake. Model's Own does an exclusive 25 carat gold, 1,118 diamond encrusted nail polish. The pro: it comes in its own fancy box. For this price, it has to give us a lifetime of multiple orgasms—and it's still not worth it. It. Costs. One Hundred. And Thirty. Thousand. Dollars. A much better use of that kind of money: your child's MBA from Harvard or a lifetime of therapy. Whichever you need more.