Ryan Lochte is an Olympic gold medalist. He's also an inveterate Twitter user/abuser. And man, does he ramble some strange shit. His Twitter paints him as the Olympics' very own Brody Jenner. A bro of extreme magnitude whose love of Mountain Dew and the word "Jeah" (which signifies everything from "my taxes are astronomical" to "kind sir, would you please remove your boot off my neck") is well-documented.
He's also, perhaps, maybe, a terrible speller.
But all of that make his Twitter ramblings highly entertaining and definitely worth a look. That's why we've selected out 11 of our favorite Lochte-isms, for your enjoyment.
Looks like a good kisser to me.
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