We've already checked out the 10 freakiest men's underwear commercials of all time, now it's time to appreciate some truly bizarre ladies undies. And by "appreciate," we definitely mean "fear." From latex to lights and all sorts of other crap that should never, ever be anywhere near our crotches, the truly terrifying options out there are endless. This underwear suit of armor, for example, makes us a little nervous about cuts in places we'd rather not be, um, cut.