Best Headline Ever: “Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By Badger”

Whoever wrote the headline "Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By A Badger" deserves a dang medal. However, it is a little misleading (as many headlines are). Gordon Ramsay has nothing to do with this story: a lookalike dwarf named Percy Foster who stars in porns does. Poor Percy died a decidedly nasty death in a badger den, where his corpse was found partially eaten by the critters. Obviously The Frisky was all over this story because we're klassy like that.