It's time for Don't Show-cha Your Chocha! This week let's take a look at some super mini mini-dresses and the awkward contortions required to model them. Click through to check 'em out, and remember--if you need to bend your knees, cross your legs, and clench your thighs in order to not show the world your underwear, well, your dress might actually be a shirt.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.