When it comes to female hormones—PMS, ladytime, menopause—there's no doubt that they're designed to make women go temporarily insane. Want to know what's more crazy? The crap people sell to try to calm them down.

Is this "Fast-Acting PMS Remover and Menopause Lip Balm" supposed to be a gag gift? The sweet-orange flavored "Balms With Benefits" isn't, however: the aromatherapy stick claims to fight PMS crankiness. [Amazon, FredsHomeStore.com]