Who could tell Madonna, “No sex for you!”? Only Guy Ritchie. While the two were tied to each other, Guy decided to do the Cookie Diet. No that isn’t a typo. Basically you eat healthy granola-y cookies that taste like cardboard for breakfast and lunch. After three weeks of this 800-calorie-a-day diet you have lost weight, your friggin’ mind, and in Guy’s case, your sex drive. Yum, yum, gimme some!