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In 2008, Star Magazine reported Britney Spears took diet pills and purged to get her body back after the babies, breakup, and dad’s delicious cheesy grits. But OK! claimed she kept eating dessert and simply exercised to drop 20 lbs. in four weeks. Ha, fat chance! Britney herself said later of her weight loss plan:

“I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit of even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I’ll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day … It may sound like it’s not much, but it’s actually a lot of food if you eat the right things.”

Uh, like Frappacinos?