A new study found that 50 percent of men treated for penile fractures at the University of Maryland in the last seven years were having extramarital affairs when they broke their dicks.  Karma at work! But seriously, a broken penis sounds awfully painful, even thought I don’t have one. Okay, now I’ve broken you in. Pun intended.  The sex injuries get gorier from here. Hold onto your crotches. [Live Science]