Whenever we're searching for new celebrity pictures on paparazzi photo site Splash News, we're constantly coming across images of the "Gossip Girl" cast filming in New York City. There are so many, capturing all the minutia that goes into filming each episode, that we came up with a lil' idea -- Imagining "Gossip Girl," the completely ridiculous and potentially inane comic strip in which we imagine the show's dialogue. Behold, our first attempt, in which Blair Waldorf has a request for Chuck Bass, and he just doesn't get it. CW, are we hired? Click through the slideshow for each frame of the strip with inspired talk bubbles. The last slide has them all together. You know you love it.