Michael Lohan has never been the sensible Lohan. Now he says that "God wants" him to open a "faith-based" rehab facility. After struggling with drug and alcohol abuse and watching Lindsay go in and out of rehab, he believes it's his duty to open a "spiritual retreat" which won't employ doctors, but will be "rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul." Michael Lohan is estranged from his four kids, but says, "After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life." This might be a good venture for Michael—anything to keep him off of Twitter is nice—but what's with him, and others like him, bringing God into it? [Us Weekly]

If God was talking to anyone in the world, I doubt it would be Michael Lohan ... or the following celebrities who've done things because "God" told them to.