Why We Love Her: Girlfriend has more talent in her left pinky finger than I have in my whole body. I mean, did you SEE HER in "Les Misérables"? Singing, flawless. Acting, flawless. She also looks better in a pixie cut than the majority of the population would.
Why We Hate To Love Her: There's something about her that makes my face scrunch up like I just smelled a fresh load of baby poop. I can't quite put my finger on it what it is, but she has a tribe of "Hatha-haters" who might be able to help me pinpoint it.